Van Halen Reunion Negotiations:
EVH: Ok Dave, heres the deal. We want to do a full on reunion with all members of Van Halen and you singing.
DLR: Sounds good baby rarrrrrwwwww! So Mikes on board?
EVH: Mike who?
DLR: Our old bass player Michael Anthony.
EVH: No man, Sharkies playing bass.
DLR: Sharkie?
EVH: Sharkie Van Halen. Thats Wolfie's cousin.
DLR: ..and Alex on drums right?
EVH: uh, no. We've got Doggie Van Halen on drums?
DLR.. Your not playing any F'ing keyboards this tour right?
EVH: Nope. We've got Kittie Van Halen on keys this tour.
DLR: What about Wolfie?
EVH: Wolfie is playing lead guitar. Look man its my name on the billboard man, thats VAN HALEN. Its Eddie, Wolfie, Kittie and Doggie Van Halen man!