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Post by MetalHeart on Aug 30, 2007 21:39:56 GMT -5
Here's some more  1"Craig looks just like his avatar" "yeah sweaty and goofy lookin" 2"why is everyone leaving?" "TJ is breakin out the Tele" 3"somebody needs to tell Craig he's got hot sauce on his chin" "I don't know but Vom's got somekind of white sauce drippin from his " 4"those leppard pants...does he have to wear them everywhere? " 5 " I thought Vom's shoes where bad...who's the guy with the silly flipflops?" 6 "how much has Donald and Vom had to drink? They have been hugging each other all day " "Thats not Vom, thats Donald's blow up doll" 7 "who the guy trying to sell that ESP guitar?" "the same guy who is wearing the I PLAY ESP SO YOU WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OF IT? t-shirt " 8 "who's that playing that Chet Akins lick?" " I think his name is BJ or something " 9 "what are they grillin over there in that fancy Grillanator?" " what I can't talk right now...got help craig find his dog Yngwie" 10 " I'd swear there's x-lax in this hot sauce" "yeah me too! I've sh1t like 6 times today already " |
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Post by DonaldDemon on Aug 31, 2007 9:46:29 GMT -5
LOL, these are great! I'm never going to get any work done today! TJ, what the hell is "Green tinted sixties mind"?
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Post by shreder75 on Aug 31, 2007 9:48:48 GMT -5
LOL, these are great! I'm never going to get any work done today! TJ, what the hell is "Green tinted sixties mind"? assuming you're asking a sincere question it's a song by Mr. Big...Paul Gilbert's band from awhile back... quite frankly, it's a faggy song by a faggy band (which is a shame cause they had tons of talent..I think they tried to duplicate winger's success..get good musicians and make pop songs...but winger wrote cool tunes..mr. big wrote mostly fluff) |
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Post by scoobrock on Aug 31, 2007 9:57:01 GMT -5
I'll admit it, I owned the cassette this song was on. I really hate that I owned that, AND the Nuge/Blades/Shaw band...I can't even remember their name! LOL All very good to killer players, but these were "cheese-fests" as far as the songs go. I don't hear cover bands playing these songs, and I don't hear anyone requesting these of cover bands either. But Karaoke is probably making some $$$ off of them. And vice-versa. Damn Yankees! that's it. Gey.
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Post by shreder75 on Aug 31, 2007 9:58:38 GMT -5
yeah, damn yankees was a letdown..
just more 'Supergroups' that churned out the faggotry non stop
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Post by DonaldDemon on Aug 31, 2007 10:15:10 GMT -5
LOL, these are great! I'm never going to get any work done today! TJ, what the hell is "Green tinted sixties mind"? assuming you're asking a sincere question it's a song by Mr. Big...Paul Gilbert's band from awhile back... quite frankly, it's a faggy song by a faggy band (which is a shame cause they had tons of talent..I think they tried to duplicate winger's success..get good musicians and make pop songs...but winger wrote cool tunes..mr. big wrote mostly fluff) Oh ok, I really never heard of it. In fact I can't name one Mr. Big song but I remember they had that one big radio hit. I was surprised to hear that someone as good as Gilbert was doing pop stuff like that. |
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Post by DonaldDemon on Aug 31, 2007 10:34:01 GMT -5
Here's mine
1. "Well I guess Scott won't be trying to do this ever again."
2. "Seriously, where are the hookers? There's got to be somewhere here where we can get a rub and tug at least."
3. "Dude, did you see Vom flip out when TJ played the solo to "Something to Believe in" wrong? I thought he was going to go throw his Suhr at him!"
4. "Wow... those guys were creepy."
5. "I think I saw Craig try and sneak into TJ's room last night."
6. "Does Don know how to play anything we know?"
7. "Someone should call shreder's family and let him know he'll be out of the hospital in a few days."
8. "Metalheart looked like a midget Zakk Wylde."
9. "It wasn't right that Don kept talking about Satan and drugs around Scott."
10. "Let's just put this all in the past and move on."
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Post by VomHalen on Aug 31, 2007 10:42:58 GMT -5
Here's mine 1. "Well I guess Scott won't be trying to do this ever again." 2. "Seriously, where are the hookers? There's got to be somewhere here where we can get a rub and tug at least." 3. "Dude, did you see Vom flip out when TJ played the solo to "Something to Believe in" wrong? I thought he was going to go throw his Suhr at him!" 4. "Wow... those guys were creepy." 5. "I think I saw Craig try and sneak into TJ's room last night." 6. "Does Don know how to play anything we know?" 7. "Someone should call shreder's family and let him know he'll be out of the hospital in a few days." 8. "Metalheart looked like a midget Zakk Wylde." 9. "It wasn't right that Don kept talking about Satan and drugs around Scott." 10. "Let's just put this all in the past and move on." ;D ;D...good list DD |
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Post by scoobrock on Aug 31, 2007 10:59:42 GMT -5
I only have a couple, cause I don't know you guys as well a some of the old timers:
"who invited Wolf Hoffman?"
"Is that Neal from 'the young ones'? oh wait, that's DC"
"paging John Holmez - your stunt double has arrived" - everyone runs to the courtesy phone.
"Who's that in the swan outfit with egg all over his face? Oh - Hey DD - how's Bjork and my kids doing?"
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Post by TJ on Aug 31, 2007 11:12:47 GMT -5
Man Neil is a skinny looking Craig isn't he?
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Post by shreder75 on Aug 31, 2007 11:25:55 GMT -5
assuming you're asking a sincere question it's a song by Mr. Big...Paul Gilbert's band from awhile back... quite frankly, it's a faggy song by a faggy band (which is a shame cause they had tons of talent..I think they tried to duplicate winger's success..get good musicians and make pop songs...but winger wrote cool tunes..mr. big wrote mostly fluff) Oh ok, I really never heard of it. In fact I can't name one Mr. Big song but I remember they had that one big radio hit. I was surprised to hear that someone as good as Gilbert was doing pop stuff like that. yeah..the dude was just tryin' to make some money..I don't fault him for it..but that was hte order of the day..get all these amazing dudes together and put out fluff =) |
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Post by shreder75 on Aug 31, 2007 11:26:46 GMT -5
Here's mine 1. "Well I guess Scott won't be trying to do this ever again." 2. "Seriously, where are the hookers? There's got to be somewhere here where we can get a rub and tug at least." 3. "Dude, did you see Vom flip out when TJ played the solo to "Something to Believe in" wrong? I thought he was going to go throw his Suhr at him!" 4. "Wow... those guys were creepy." 5. "I think I saw Craig try and sneak into TJ's room last night." 6. "Does Don know how to play anything we know?" 7. "Someone should call shreder's family and let him know he'll be out of the hospital in a few days." 8. "Metalheart looked like a midget Zakk Wylde." 9. "It wasn't right that Don kept talking about Satan and drugs around Scott." 10. "Let's just put this all in the past and move on." instant classic! |
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Post by Dirrty Craig on Aug 31, 2007 11:29:08 GMT -5
"who invited Wolf Hoffman?"
hahahahahaha!!
Just remember guys...
"what happens in Dallas , stays in Dallas"
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Post by TJ on Aug 31, 2007 11:30:47 GMT -5
"who invited Wolf Hoffman?" hahahahahaha!! Just remember guys... "what happens in Dallas , stays in Dallas" which translates into Craig's lusting for Motorcop. He dont want dat munkee out da bag! They're both finishing up their new cd called "Permanent white washed tonsil fever" |
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Post by Dirrty Craig on Aug 31, 2007 12:06:06 GMT -5
Wasn't it TJ who said and I quote verbatim...
"I'm not gay, I'll take a blowjob from a guy, but I'm not giving a guy one."
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