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Post by DonaldDemon on Jan 20, 2006 10:21:50 GMT -5
SHREDER COMMERCIAL MONOLOG... Can a guitar amplifier actually change your life? This one quite possibly can....Hi, I'm shreder75 and this is the brand new 2006 Splawn QuickRod...many a guitarist have languished away at the whipping post of guitar amp discovery only to be turned away time and time again...NOT ANYMORE! Gentlemen (and dirrtycraig)...I give you the answer to the conundrum perplexing the rock guitar amp world! (as shreder CRANKS THE AMP and crunches out a power chord)...THROOOONG!!!!....(AT THIS TIME THE ANNOUNCER COMES ON IN THE BACKGROUND VERY QUICKLY: the QuickRod is suitable for adult consumption only not appropriate for pregnant women or new wave musicians, never operate the QuickRod under the influence of any more than 3 uncontrolled substances at any given time...etc... LOL. that's great! Maybe he can hit a G-maj power chord and show a clip where it blows 'Esteban' off his stool!
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Post by shreder75 on Jan 20, 2006 10:25:47 GMT -5
bahahahahah..dude, those geico commercials are the BEST!!!!
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Post by jimbax on Jan 20, 2006 10:27:16 GMT -5
SHREDER COMMERCIAL MONOLOG... Can a guitar amplifier actually change your life? This one quite possibly can....Hi, I'm shreder75 and this is the brand new 2006 Splawn QuickRod...many a guitarist have languished away at the whipping post of guitar amp discovery only to be turned away time and time again...NOT ANYMORE! Gentlemen (and dirrtycraig)...I give you the answer to the conundrum perplexing the rock guitar amp world! (as shreder CRANKS THE AMP and crunches out a power chord)...THROOOONG!!!!....(AT THIS TIME THE ANNOUNCER COMES ON IN THE BACKGROUND VERY QUICKLY: the QuickRod is suitable for adult consumption only not appropriate for pregnant women or new wave musicians, never operate the QuickRod under the influence of any more than 3 uncontrolled substances at any given time...etc... LOL. that's great! Maybe he can hit a G-maj power chord and show a clip where it blows 'Esteban' off his stool! THAT'S IT!!! funny!!! Estaban has got to go!!!!
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Post by shreder75 on Jan 20, 2006 10:42:31 GMT -5
I never even knew who that was till I saw the commercial
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Post by n0fx on Jan 20, 2006 12:15:35 GMT -5
Using my Pro-Stock is so easy....EVEN the guys on the Splawn forum can do it! he he he LOL!
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Post by shreder75 on Jan 20, 2006 13:54:17 GMT -5
Using my Pro-Stock is so easy....EVEN the guys on the Splawn forum can do it! he he he LOL! tryin' to say we're on par with cavemen? LMAO
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Post by guitargoyle on Jan 20, 2006 14:45:00 GMT -5
SHREDER COMMERCIAL MONOLOG... Can a guitar amplifier actually change your life? This one quite possibly can....Hi, I'm shreder75 and this is the brand new 2006 Splawn QuickRod...many a guitarist have languished away at the whipping post of guitar amp discovery only to be turned away time and time again...NOT ANYMORE! Gentlemen (and dirrtycraig)...I give you the answer to the conundrum perplexing the rock guitar amp world! (as shreder CRANKS THE AMP and crunches out a power chord)...THROOOONG!!!!....(AT THIS TIME THE ANNOUNCER COMES ON IN THE BACKGROUND VERY QUICKLY: the QuickRod is suitable for adult consumption only not appropriate for pregnant women or new wave musicians, never operate the QuickRod under the influence of any more than 3 uncontrolled substances at any given time...etc... three uncontrolled substances...LMAO... do not taunt the quick rod do not feed the quick rod after midnight do not get the quick rod wet do not expose the quick rod to bright light LMAO do not poke quick rod with a stick do not stare directly at quick rod do not post pictures of quick rod on the internet...DOH!!!
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Post by shreder75 on Jan 20, 2006 15:00:18 GMT -5
three uncontrolled substances...LMAO... do not taunt the quick rod do not feed the quick rod after midnight do not get the quick rod wet do not expose the quick rod to bright light LMAO do not poke quick rod with a stick do not stare directly at quick rod do not post pictures of quick rod on the internet...DOH!!! LOL...those are priceless!
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Post by jimbax on Jan 20, 2006 15:09:16 GMT -5
QuickRod potential owners TEST...................
1) Speedos or boxers_______________________
2) Eddie Van Halen or CC DeVille_____________________
3) Wallet or Man-Purse_________________________
4) Double Cheese Burgers or Rice Cakes_________________
5) Denise Richards or Whoopie Goldberg______________________
6) Incredible Hulk or Boy Wonder______________________
7) Corvette or Pacer___________________________
8) Steak or Salad_______________
9) Beer or Wine Spritzer_________________
10) George Lynch or Go Go's___________________________
11) Hetero or Homo____________________
12) Liv Tyler or Phyllis Diller_____________________
TEST RESULTS:.....minus none = Quick Rod....minus one = Pro Mod (hehe...)....minus two = Soldano or Bogner....minus three = Marshall stock tube amp....minus four = Marshall stock solid state...minus five = Fender amp...minus six = set of bongos and a lesson tape...minus seven = Line 6 POD....minus eight = DVD guitar lessons for dummies...minus nine = 2 FREE tickets to see 'Malissa Etheridge' live.....minus ten = FREE Estaban cheesy flamenco guitar.
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Post by shreder75 on Jan 20, 2006 15:12:29 GMT -5
Malissa Ethridge...LMAO...
you're in good form today, jim-bo
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Post by twistofcain32 on Jan 21, 2006 20:56:53 GMT -5
yea i agree with shreder your pissa jimbax
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